January 2012
32 posts
withlovetashipage:
Bouncin’ on my dick -Tyga
I want to go clubbin or a function just to...
Listen
Material Girl. :)
September 2011
5 posts
i dont think im strong enough to say goodbye to...
“The best friends are the ones you don’t have to talk to everyday, who understand...”
– (via eletheowl)
July 2011
4 posts
June 2011
20 posts
At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
